me: ok they look good enough
*starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
if you don’t think that mages use magic during sex then i don’t know what to tell you
>Dungeon with randoms: plays class like a boss
>Dungeon with friends: Forgets how to play game
Dragon Age Inquisition: You can name your weapons!
Me: You are putting a dangerous power into my hands.
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]